By InDisbelief - 12/04/2013 20:17 - United States - Racine

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Today, my girlfriend's parents were out of town, so I stayed the night, hoping for some fun. Somehow, we started talking about conspiracy theories, and she spent the next half hour ranting at me about how Osama bin Laden is really still alive. FML
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Cock blocked by Osama? Never heard of that happening before...

Sounds like y'all had lots and lots of fun...

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Sounds like y'all had lots and lots of fun...

30 minutes of ranting? You have ALL Night to seal team six her

Cock blocked by Osama? Never heard of that happening before...

You didn't see "Zero Dark Thirty" then.

You mean Zero Dark Dirty? Wait, did I watch the right movie?

Well...he's probably not dead...

Osama bin cockblockin

Nothing like conspiracy theories for a bit of foreplay... unless the illuminati is using porn to twist peoples perception of love and sex to control the desires of a society or maybe that's just me...

Hey that's a good way of getting people though lol

I saw it on the History Channel, of course its legit *indignant sigh*

So if you we're there all night and she took up 30 minutes, there's still plenty of time to have that fun OP!

I clicked this one to leave the exact same comment, well played!

It happens. It might not have been the kind of fun you were expecting but it still sounds pretty entertaining.

Yeah, he and Dick Cheney are yucking it up in Wyoming over their 9/11 caper. I hear they're doing a lot of fly-fishing.

She's right. I read it on the Internet so it must be true.

They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true!

And where'd you hear that? ;]

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Win. ^

I have a date with a french model I met on the onternet too!

"Uuuuuh... Bon Jour."

Sadly, I've heard of many people who believe that. OP, I think we both need to hang out with some more intelligent people. :/

Never bring up religion or politics.

That's actually basic training for Europeans doing business with Americans... "Never ever discuss religion or politics with an American.

19, politicians don't discuss politics openly. They just keep repeating their own convictions.

"There are 3 things I've learned never to discuss with people. Religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." -Linus van Pelt

At least she's a thinker? Yeah I don't know.