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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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ImaCanuck 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:29

So who won?

Raleigh_bruh 7

Friday 13 August 2010 1:02

I'm pretty sure everyone wins when playing naked twister.

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daemonsparta 16

Tuesday 19 May 2015 10:57

is naked twister a lost page in the kama sutra?

GeorgiaBea 28

Monday 28 December 2015 23:48

If you were not playing naked twister in your own home, then you deserve it. I am amazed at what little amount of respect people pay to their parents...

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