By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
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Honestly... your ex is awesome. That's the best thing he could have possibly done in that situation.

Which is why you switch the ringer off before pulling such stunts...

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No, that's the kind of crap that chicks make up so they can feel better about themselves. It's pure bull crap.

Which is why you don't pull stunts like this to begin with. Because someday someone's going to call your bluff and the consolation prize is humiliation and I suppose an FML post.

ditto^ Dun even know why ppl would care bout these kind of matters when it comes to meeting their ex again. Does US couple always have to become sort of enemies of each other as soon as they break up? What about being friend again? -_- If not, then simply "I'm fine without you" whatsoever... Why care?

Honestly... your ex is awesome. That's the best thing he could have possibly done in that situation.

Orrrrr he could have just ignored her and saved her the embarrassment, maybe? Though she does deserve it for going out of her way to try and make him notice her. Eh.

lol owned.

YDI for "trying to make yourself look less lonely"

she does deserve it.

HURRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRR I'M COOL BECAUSE I HAVE AN IPHONE.

You sure are, here, have a cookie.

(::) thats a pretty smexi cookie ;)

chokalat ship?

Classic.

You 100% deserve it. That was a douche move and you know it!

That's probably the tip of the iceberg as to why you are his ex.

My thoughts exactly.

yeah, she sounds like a crazy bitch.

I don't understand why people don't put their phones on silent before doing this.

I know! I mean, seriously. And everyone gets so insecure around their exs, it's ridiculous!

yeah i never understood that either..why do people always need to prove something to their ex or one up them or w/e? I just stop giving a shit after a break up..you go your way, I'll go mine.