FML : Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started...

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Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 October 2009 01:34 / United States

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By null_fml | 11

#620365 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

Honestly... your ex is awesome. That's the best thing he could have possibly done in that situation.

By Moemoemoe_fml | 0

#620364 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

Which is why you switch the ringer off before pulling such stunts...

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By Moemoemoe_fml | 0

#620364 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

Which is why you switch the ringer off before pulling such stunts...

neonokku | 0

#620490 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 12:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

paivarotti | 0

#620698 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 06:16

No, that's the kind of crap that chicks make up so they can feel better about themselves. It's pure bull crap.

maverick21703 | 0

#620715 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 06:21

Which is why you don't pull stunts like this to begin with. Because someday someone's going to call your bluff and the consolation prize is humiliation and I suppose an FML post.

Sucks2beYouxD | 0

#631554 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 04:41

ditto^ Dun even know why ppl would care bout these kind of matters when it comes to meeting their ex again. Does US couple always have to become sort of enemies of each other as soon as they break up? What about being friend again? -_- If not, then simply "I'm fine without you" whatsoever... Why care?

woosah | 16

#1661663 - Sunday 7 November 2010 08:07

he won

By null_fml | 11

#620365 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

Honestly... your ex is awesome. That's the best thing he could have possibly done in that situation.

LemonadePink | 0

#620380 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:30

Orrrrr he could have just ignored her and saved her the embarrassment, maybe? Though she does deserve it for going out of her way to try and make him notice her. Eh.

By jloveee | 0

#620373 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:26

lol owned.

By liveBabylon | 0

#620374 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:27

FAIL!!!!

By dahlia_springs | 0

#620375 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:27

YDI for "trying to make yourself look less lonely"

ruby29 | 0

#1080560 - Monday 12 July 2010 05:08

she does deserve it.

By ILIEKGIRLS | 5

#620376 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:28

HURRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRR I'M COOL BECAUSE I HAVE AN IPHONE.

Peroxide | 3

#620379 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:29

You sure are, here, have a cookie.

x0stormbringer | 0

#620427 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:24

(::) thats a pretty smexi cookie ;)

evangldbrg | 0

#621012 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

chokalat ship?

By _Noon_ | 0

#620381 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:31

Classic.

By Jimboom | 11

#620385 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:33

You 100% deserve it. That was a douche move and you know it!

By arcades_fire | 0

#620389 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:35

That's probably the tip of the iceberg as to why you are his ex.

gonzolove | 0

#620423 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:13

My thoughts exactly.

noshitsherlock | 0

#620432 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:29

yeah, she sounds like a crazy bitch.

By lo1337a | 1

#620392 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:37

I don't understand why people don't put their phones on silent before doing this.

redbluegreen | 40

#620399 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:43

I know! I mean, seriously. And everyone gets so insecure around their exs, it's ridiculous!

Veritas143 | 0

#621190 - Thursday 15 October 2009 12:13

yeah i never understood that either..why do people always need to prove something to their ex or one up them or w/e? I just stop giving a shit after a break up..you go your way, I'll go mine.