Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
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mkymouse90 17
3 weeks you better run she's crazy!
jnanderson 16
Tell her you're sterile
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Comments (270)
A_Twon34 4
run forest run!! buy a bomb shelter and hide for 3 years to escape that madness
fuggotmuggot 14
Omg. Are you sure she's not on her period?
Quiet_one 22
Ok, someone clearly needs to educate you on this. Normal hormone fluctuations do not make women act completely batshit insane. They can exaggerate normal emotions, but that's it. For example, something that makes them just a little bit sad normally might make them cry, and what is always a mild irritation can make them feel more angry than usual. The emotions are real and normal responses like at any other time, just slightly more intense. A woman who acts certifiably crazy and irrational while on her period is crazy all month long.
graphicstyle7 17
Ah... you have been hanging out with drama queens. No amount of hormone, unless you're approaching insanity, is going to make a normal woman declare that she wants to Seriously have a baby with someone she's only known three weeks. That's very not normal.
Credibleskills 28
This sounds bad to be honest, run as far as you can!
Tubes420 2
tie you shoe laces tight and run bitch run!!!!!!!
Cutto 2
Get away from her
fuggotmuggot 14
What do you mean "basically".
vb68_fml 28
Run Forest, run !!! If she's just putting pressure on you it's one thing but if she's serious don't have a child before she gets some psychological treatment. Having a child with someone so fragile can put you through hell...:(
JohnTheLad 13
You definitely must sit-down and have a serious conversation with her. For the sake of everyone involved.
mata2 7
lucky
opj77_fml 13
Run Forest run!