well it looks like he really put you in a hot spot lol amiright guys??.........guys?

No.

You got a real keeper there.

Well that escalated quickly...

no. it didn't.

I for one, unlike the other responses, realized this was a joke. Props to you #12

CDs, coffee mugs, those yummy black & white cookies etc...

Mugs, coffee, all the stuff on display

What couldn't you steal from Starbucks? That place is a euphoria of stuff to steal for hipsters

Well it would be fairly easy to go up to the counter and take someone else's drink before they can grab it....

Euphoria isn't a place. Therefore you cannot go to a euphoria. However, you can be euphoric.

I wasn't saying it was a place, I was saying there's so much useless crap for hipsters that creates a euphoria for them.

Smooth. Lol

He already did because he's OPs boyfriend

Badum-tssss

Da dum, tsssss

If that was a hidden pun... Well played.

That comment was as smooth as the skin on Terry Crews' pecs.

and older than Betty white

31 people and counting disagree unfortunately. Cold hearted creatures they are :c

you need to lay off TV

You need to learn sarcasm.

I think you need to learn sarcasm....considering the "sarcastic" comments you make.

apparently I wasn't the only person who thought you were being serious, with all those down votes.. sorry it went over my head.

This sounds like one of those anti - pirating adverts. "You wouldn't steal a car, so why steal a movie " , " Stealing a baby is a criminal offence and so is stealing a movie and watching it for free "