Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML
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Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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ckipel 0
send that picture to her father
heyyy123 0
whaddddda bitch.
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Comments (294)
iknowyou 0
she's a girl look at the bottom FAKE
bluedoll 1
Oh honey! That sucks. I like the idea of stopping by at 4am. I think this is what you should do: Show the picture to a few people (friends are good), ask them to help you seek non damaging revenge, then show up at 4am (please do it sober!) and LOUDLY gather your things as you discuss the WONDERFUL life a person can lead without bitches around. Do not send her a picture of you and someone else since she could use it to get back at you. You may want to accidentally spill sugar in her gas tank too. But that is just a suggestion.....
OMGQueenB 0
Funny how some people are so sheltered that they think being gay is gross and wrong. OP: Text her back something like. "Thank god, now I don't have to figure out a nice way to dump you". She's totally not worth your time. Hit the clubs and get back on your feet !
Pharmacist_fml 2
just more proof all women are made of bitch and were made to be used.
YOMAMMA4eva 0
wow number 110 stfu not all girls are the same
that_was_so_awkw 0
meh! wow, she's watched Ashley Tisdales "It's Alright, It's Okay" music video to much :)
that_was_so_awkw 0
and err, yeah #10. stfu. grow some pubic hairs and get your ass off of this website, it's for "older kids" ya see?
failure_grrl234 0
wow. she's a bitch lol
TheWorldChampion 5
woooow. what a bitch.
brewer312 4
im sorry dude. you not want me to be there when you come and get your stuff?