Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML
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Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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ckipel 0
send that picture to her father
heyyy123 0
whaddddda bitch.
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Comments (294)
classof2011 0
in other words your girlfriend is into guys now not girls
Komatose 0
You're a ****.
Jman1906 2
Tell that bitch that SHE can pick HER stuff up in the morning, she cheated on you. If she tries to get the apartment tell her you will press charges. And tell everyone she is a ****.
judgeymcjudge 0
Ugh. The FML is shitty enough without the idiotic ******* who have commented with all this anti-lesbian bullshit. There's nothing wrong with lesbians - some of my best mates are dykes. You assholes can STFU and GTFO. Pricks. OP - FYL, girl. Your ex is a ******* bitch.
jSOPURE 3
That's ridiculous. You didn't deserve that at all. =/
aimless 0
Can I just say that I think the debate about the OP's sexuality enitrely misses the point of the FML? Getting dumped like that would suck regardless of whether you were a guy or a girl.
Jimboom 11
Thats when you send a message back saying. "And you might want to go get yourself checked out. I have crabs". See how long her new fling lasts after that. :P
appointmentsetti 0
hello I hate when guys think it's gross for girls to be lesbians, but they sure love it when it's time for a threesome... Appointment Setting
cinderella_94 0
beside ur name it says that ur a girl ! u must be lesbian then.
nanner6206 24
brilliant
jessxoxo28 5
wat a freakin bitch!!!