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By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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Branded

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 00:00

Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Overreaching

By Entitled parents suck. - 12/10/2022 10:00

Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML

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By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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haileyrows 26

Thursday 13 August 2015 1:07

Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?

mynameischarles 13

Thursday 13 August 2015 1:09

Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...

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sandman676 20

Thursday 13 August 2015 9:33

**** her man you did the right thing there

slimguy101 15

Thursday 13 August 2015 10:57

Better now than a few months later...

Pikachurr13 11

Thursday 13 August 2015 11:14

Well it's a good thing she broke up with you then

alioni 12

Thursday 13 August 2015 13:03

She could've grown into something more obsessive , good riddance m8.

Blah123459876 3

Thursday 13 August 2015 14:29

probably what have broke up with you down the road even if you did

audreymatteaxox 14

Thursday 13 August 2015 16:26

You should've said okay and gotten a fake tattoo of your exes name. "Oops, babe. I must've forgotten for a minute."

JCal585 8

Thursday 13 August 2015 19:26

Run for the hills!!!!

Sheepboy 12

Thursday 13 August 2015 19:55

You certainly dodged. Bullet there.

fabcade 14

Thursday 13 August 2015 20:38

looks like her crazy saved you!

suznmar 16

Thursday 13 August 2015 20:52

Consider yourself lucky

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