Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
totalbadass 0
FYL cause your girlfriend is a moron. Your life is not ****** cause you now know this and are no longer with her.
Kuroftw 0
She doesn't deserve you.
abyssion1337 0
is it just me or are just about the luckiest guy ever, you just got out of marrying a complete idiot
Lythiaren 8
jandersoniii is a ****. Clearly she has never read reports of men being raped by women, or considered the idea that the people sending that bogus "advice" over the phone could had been men as well. I'm sorry to hear what happened, OP. But if she was willing to trust her phone over you... That's a sign that she may not have loved you back.
thatrocker 0
not to be offensive, but if she is that dim that she listens to love text message word for word, shes probably not the best fiance
ilicktrees4 0
That's just a lAme exude to break up with u
wizll 0
that sucks
Hive_Node 2
Women are retarded.
hilaryy_fml 0
You should be happy! Imagine being stuck with that dipshit for the rest of your life! Who believes those things anyway? unless she means advice as in friends giving her advice. Then I'm really sorry, her friends are bitches. either way though FYL
Icalasari 0
Text Service that gives random advice: Yeah, be glad you are away from THAT idiot Excuse to get out of the relationship: Immature, but meh Her friends told her you were cheating on her: I suggest planning their murder carefully. You don't want to get caught, after all