Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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Lindsaykae 0
hahahahahahahhaha man periods.
margie4peace 11
Emotions suck sometimes, especially when you can't control them. FYL but I understand your pain.
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Comments (344)
scroojilicious 1
lol @ 4. did she wipe your tears with a pad? man up.
StewieBigFan 0
Date a butch lesbo. Or just find a woman that's right for you. Lots of women are into girly men.
jweezy89 4
I like your thought process here, but the Lesbo part might disqualify him. Unless it's Gina from 40 yr. old virgin. "You know tuck your sack back. Ya game?"
thebravers 0
Your girlfriend is HILARIOUS :P
mim777 4
its his EX- girlfriend I don't know if its ignorance or just stupidity.
NorfolkDude 2
I think your gf got a point here.
kariabernathy 0
grow some nuts!
MizzCaramelle 1
this is one of the funniest FMLs I've read in a while. thankk you for the chuckle :D
triggerit 5
you are still wet behind your ears...you are cursed to live with your mother...
TheNewGuy03 28
this woman sounds AWESOME |the kid|
Ashes628 0
awwww I feel so sad for you. :(
triggerit 5
she is a lesby...