Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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riku3220 2
Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
LittleMiss1 0
ouch...
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Comments (170)
intrepid00 0
She sounds like an emotional basket case. She will proably be back. Don't take her back.
tje210_fml 0
you were together only 2 months... don't be a retard. oh and if at first she tells you YOU can leave her, then goes and does it herself . . . it means she doesnt want you. she probably still has feelings for her ex, and might not even be pregnant.
xHaniffax 0
Agree with 21 some women don't know until they actually go into labour which is miracuolous really... but it does happen!
Suckstbeyou 0
I'm sorry this is an fml? I would be sooo relieved! two months? you got lucky man! she sounds manipulative dishonest and dumb screw her. maybe that's just my gf though...
turtles1321 0
lol screw her lol he doesn't need to screw her :D guys how add pic?
Colby_Colbert 0
al bundy said it best: "Women, cant live with em, cant kill em"
tehukiso 0
Ted Bundy disagrees :D
56578 0
I'm so sorry she betrayed your trust that way. I hope in the future, you find a nice honest girl.
lesp 6
Be glad. Now you don't have to deal with that stupid kid, or your equally stupid (now) ex.
Sappheyes 0
Honestly, this is the best for you. Nothing wrong with being a stepfather, but in that situation you would have been used. And after two months, you have no idea if the relationship will work out. You could have been reeled into paying child support when you finally break up. But yes, it is completely possible to go 4 months without being aware of a pregnancy. I, too, have irregular periods and it's not unknown for me to skip a month. That on top of the breakthrough bleeding and spotting that many women get while pregnant could lead her to think she's just been having an irregular cycle.
nooGani 0
thissucks, yes while that does suck, I need you to tell me something. You wouldn't happen to live in Dallas would you?
fireandice92 0
FYL OP, but kudos for not leaving. And to everyone else, some people have really irregular periods. Mine comes whenever it feels like it, I can skip three months somtimes.