Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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riku3220 2
Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
LittleMiss1 0
ouch...
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Comments (170)
m00sem00se 0
When she said you could leave...she meant it. You, Sir, win. You're too dumb to realize it but, you won. Congratulations.
ThinkingPunkLove 0
But noooo she girls just have really annoying crazy periods (though i think you would notice ALL the OTHER signs by then) and also alot of peoples belly doesn't start to show till very late in the pregnancy with there first baby, but that is SO stupid, you should never be with someone JUST because there the child's parent, that's so damaging to the kid, i think it would be worse to find out its not your real dad then to grow up with two parents that shouldn't have stayed together, i see it happen WAY to much.
ThinkingPunkLove 0
And what #113 said, at least it didn't get to where your attached to this kid your rising and Then she decides to be a **** tard and leave you.
starr08 0
to #20. i it's not big. should would have barely started showing at 3 months. to #2 some women can have their period through their whole pregnancy. haven't you ever seen or hears of the show "i didn't know i was pregnant"
derriduh 0
You are SO much better off without her. What did you think was going to happen- ready made family? You, a woman you've known for less time than I've had my couch, and a baby that isn't yours are going to make it work? Keep running, she just did you a favor.
Blaize007 0
Bummmer. :/
sidd2000 0
dude, your girlfriend is crazy You actually decided to stay, and i doubt her ex is going to do the same thing
obbergoober123 0
ur a good guy for ataying with her. i didnt no i was pregnant is the funniest show lol i remember the baby in the toilet one lol.
gdoitsh 0
Sorry to tell you but she was not pregnant. she just used it as an excuse to go back to her ex, and was probaby shocked that you volunteered to stay. then she just left. You are lucky.
kaymcx3 0
story of my life. shitsucks.