Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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riku3220 2
Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
LittleMiss1 0
ouch...
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Jaguaress 2
You're a wonderful guy for wanting to be a father to that baby by raising him/her, even though it wasn't yours. Since she went back to the babydaddy, consider yourself lucky and move on. When he dumps her, she'll come crawling back to you, but don't fall for it. (There will be tons of drama and you'll end up hurt yet again when she goes back to him later on.) You deserve a woman who will treat you with respect, who will realize how wonderful you are, and who is worthy of your trust and love; she's not that woman. Find someone better.
breadfuck 0
Your response is probably the best one written to this FML. And the most reasonable for reasons of.. well.. reason :)
dancing_bear 0
This whole situation is pretty ******, really. And she didn't handle it at all well - I suspect she was hoping you'd choose to leave her so she wouldn't have to go through the process of dumping you herself - so I'm sorry about that. But honestly, after 2 months you were willing to take on a baby that wasn't yours? I'm sure you meant well but that decision was most likely never going to work out. It's probably better for all involved that she tries to make it work with the baby's father. It does suck for you, especially the way you got dumped, but it isn't like you two had been together for years. Now you can find somebody else.
misery09 0
That sucks. Kudos to you though for stepping up and wanting to be with her and take responsibility for a child that wouldn't have been yours. Sadly, there's not a lot of guys out there like that.
meltingwalls 0
ouch, well atleast you dont have to worry about TWO other mouths to feed
mementomori_fml 0
You got lucky. w00t
oo0hNoo0 0
Well hey atleast it was only 2 months ya kno... But i feel ya bro.. Must be hard..
AUT_student 0
You're a good man for sticking with her, but she was obviously already going to get back with the ex for the baby. She offered you the "easy way out" just so she could blame you, and say that you dumped her over it. She wanted to go back to the ex with the baby, and be "the victim", but you foiled that plan by being nice; so, Plan B, dump your ass. All the best, cause you deserve someone better than that.
aback 5
I'm betting she'll be back. Don't fall for it.
tha_artist 0
Either way that's ****** up.
Hayden__c07 0
Should've dumped that sucker when she gave you the out!