Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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riku3220 2
Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
LittleMiss1 0
ouch...
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Comments (170)
damnstopmessinup 0
well, good news is, if she really didn't find out until 4 months that she's preggo, then she's probably gonna have a miscarriage. after the mourning of her lost child, life will be back to normal! baby's daddy outta the picture
ssnickel 0
You're an idiot. The chance of miscarriage drops significantly after the first trimester. If she didn't miscarry in the first three months, she's far less likely to now.
begrunge 0
...so you want the baby to die? sick jerk...
drakem 7
Technically it's not a baby :D
mollyjynxjax 28
You're a ******* psycho
gcristina17 0
Wow..that's horrible, I mean I can see why she would want the child to have both of his parents, but what a bitch!
Unlucky1232 20
my parents tried to stay because of me.... yeah terrible idea. just awful. The only reason I'm good now is because they slipt after 5 years
wbrycem 0
Whole situation is ******
K001 0
should've pced on that bitch when she gave you the chance instead of getting dumped
zidane312 0
lol
ZuraLasgeon 0
At least it was a short relationship and you didn't have a lot of time to get too attached... Oh, and... it's easy to go months without noticing you're pregnant. Some women will miss a period or 2 sometimes. Mine are VERY irregular. Also, certain methods of birth control, will keep you from even getting a period at all, or even just a few per year. Birth control has been known to fail. When I found out I was pregnant, I was only 4 weeks. I just... knew. However, every month I'd THINK I was pregnant, because we were trying for 2 years... so it was always wishful thinking. I spent a LOT of money on pregnancy tests... every like... 3 months or so, usually when I'd miss a period, which was due to my irregular cycle and not being pregnant. But, I had a different feeling back in November when I got THREE positive results. I LOVE the digital ones that pick it up early, so you don't have to sit and wonder forever lol.
ohshtt 0
Hmmm....I'm thinking this sounds suspiciously similar to the plot of a certain ABC Family drama about the 'secret lives of teenagers' that's been popular recently . I'm calling a fake on this one.
xxXChiiXxx 2
LMAO The Secret Life of the American Teenager!? THAT'S IMMEDIATELY what I thought when I read this! XDD
hlowe805 0
no that shit really happens before I got w my now ex boyfriend his ex girlfriend cheated on him n got pregnant and like a total dumbest he stayed w her n supported her n the kid for 2 yrs until she dumped him for someone else but he's still stupid bc he still takes care of her kid..... which I'm sure makes u think I'm stupid but he was a nice guy but I eventually got tired of that situation so I left him
invision1994 0
OP, honestly, if you're willing to stay with her for this after 2 months, you have issues. Probably dependency issues, that is. My friend might be in your position some day, he hates me 'cause I tried to keep him and his on-and-off girlfriend broken up because I didn't want him to keep threatening suicide every time she tried to break up with him. :/. And, he needs more independence. James
CodeMonkey123 0
Ok, sorry man but it's great that you are no longer with a crazy *****.
melikeulongtime 4
Your are better off without her.