Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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riku3220 2
Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
LittleMiss1 0
ouch...
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suckstobeyou3 0
Today, I found out my really obvlious ex-girlfriend is 4 months pregnant with my kid and wants to get back together because "she needs to be with her baby's daddy". FML
XBeckster 0
OP : Honestly , good for you . You wanted to support her thru her pregnancy , and be there for her , and you didn't have to . But I think she was saying that you didn't have to stay , and she might have been hopeing that you chose not to stay , then she could go back with him . She didn't expect you to be a real man & stay with her . Sorry about her . :( I hope you find someone great whos NOT preggers & not a slutty ass ***** . :D
suckstobeyou3 0
And also: it's better better than you being with her for 4 months and she finds out she's 2 months pregnant with her ex's kid.
MukyDaCookie 0
lol very true..
nonotme 0
The comment she made was a hint. Good luck in life.
cucuto89 0
YDI cause this has already been posted
dyld921 2
Couldn't she just get an abortion? Because clearly either relationships couldn't have been any better.
fmlmonkey 0
Lucky is what you are, dating two months and making that sort of a commitment ... you should be thankful not pissed.
PAH108 0
This is why its better to abstain until marriage, then commit for life.
aback 5
No, it's better to use contraception.
plexico 4
It's better than finding out your wife of five years is four months pregnant with her ex's baby! On the day before Fathers' Day, it seems odd that I need to explain that the biological father should be the first choice to raise the baby with the mother. And, Mr. Noble Knight on the White Steed, if you did stick with this woman through the childbirth, and the ex still has interest in the child. You're life is going to be hell. Move along, lil dogie!
darkmis1 18
That sux-and you're obviously a good boyfriend if you were willing to stay with her. She doesn't know what she lost.