Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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riku3220 2
Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
LittleMiss1 0
ouch...
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Comments (170)
mymsong 0
bitch move
FML_DP 0
You are a real man for wanting to be there for her, I completely respect you.
craphappens92 0
Dnt worry she was probably a dirty girl neway
DoctorManhattan 0
Gee, women can be horrible selfish awful cruel bitches? Color ME surprised.
jenna009 0
You're a good guy for saying that you'd stay with her, but maybe it's best for the baby to be with his/her father?? Sorry to hear about that though.
Ninjarear 0
ur a good guy, but hey look on the bright side, u dont have to take care of someone elses baby
KaelMcG23 0
hey don't worry about it. You're obviously a good guy and deserve much better. Just watch as the other guy cheats on her or dumps her again.
paigeey16 0
DAMN UR 1 HELL OF A ****** GUY SAYIN U WOULD STAY WIT HER AN THE BABY AINT UR'S!
AustraliaTM 0
Dont worryy sweetss same shit happened to me witthh my bf.
fourzerofour 0
You don't need her... If she's that much of a dumb bitch, and couldn't tell she was pregnant for 4 months? Uh... you know... you generally miss your period if you're pregnant. Also, if you're having sex you should probably get tested periodically... like every month. tl;dr: She's a dumb ass, let her go be dumb with her 'baby's daddy'. Look on the bright side: No children.