Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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riku3220 2
Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
LittleMiss1 0
ouch...
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Comments (170)
Enzi_fml 21
You sound like a really good guy! FYL
jjmiller1001 17
your better off this way, no pre made family
needsagf14 12
Makes sense if the baby daddy agrees to stay with her
celinadepp 21
Some things aren't meant to be, OP. You'll find the right girl one day. :3
thatsavagecat 12
Just know that you staying and willing to help with something you didn't make, makes you an amazing person, **** her then she had something good! Keep you head up and some will appreciate you (:
tiggerdoc 14
My first thought was she was trying to get you to break up with her. Then you were a stand up guy and stayed... So she had to come up with a reason to ditch you.
DrCheese 16
Trash is trash is trash no matter the cash. And bitches be bitches OP.
GreenShoes 14
I've seen quite a few of the comments on this post and I have a few statements towards it. for the women with irregular or infrequent menstrual cycles it is absolutely no surprise to go 3-5 months or longer without a period. stress, over working and losing weight can also cause the irregularity. You do not have to be super large to not show, I was nearly five months with all of my children before I even began showing and I am extremely thin and tall. Op, it'll be okay. I'm sorry for the breakup.
RabidTardigrade 6
My friend went through this EXACT situation. Needless to say it didn't work with the ex the second time around lmao.
Magicdevil226 11
The entire thing was probably a plot to get back with her ex pregnant or not