Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
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riku3220 2
Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!
LittleMiss1 0
ouch...
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Comments (170)
fuzz97 23
Reverse psychology fail.
marmlr339 14
yea dw about it. their lives are ruined forever. best to stay out of it :-)
LiznessMonster 9
Will the her baby's daddy even take her back? Sure, it's the "right" thing to do, but since when do people do the "right" thing in these kinds of situations. Also, she has to be his ex for a reason.
NalaP 0
I'm not heartless. I choose what was best for my baby! your just a bunch of lonely ass ******* and idiots!
hlowe805 0
why would you want to stay with someone who's pregnant with someone else's kid? that would be a lot of aggravation for you in the future and I'm sure you don't need that
astriofou 0
poor guy.
PaisleyKing90 0
it's Alright. you don't need that pressure in your life.
personkt 0
I agree with her! it's best for the baby to have it's biological father
jrwill 0
It is better that she showed her true colors now and not after you spent money on it or got attached. But you sound awesome so you will find a better one!
The_Wonderful_Me 0
:) You're a good guy for staying, but think about it from her point of view.