schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Autocorrected
Philippines
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Anonymous
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Bambusmaster
Sobering
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
grantsidiots
Australia
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
yesguysgetabusedtoo
Papamoa, New Zealand
It's for the best
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
sadface
United States
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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vengeance501 8
Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.
blaine72 0
lol!
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Comments (133)
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
lol.
skatorchick69 0
extreamly ****** up
dankojones2010 0
its should just text her sayin..its ok, ive been bangin your friends for months baaaahahahaaaa..thatll make her feel really good
smiley_526 0
That is so messed. Your best friend and your ex are not worth your time and energy to be around. You deserve better....
Katherinemma87 0
Some people think lol means lots of love if thats any comfort.
Psykotic_fml 1
Looks like you dodged a bullet there buddy.
MoJoThundRpants 0
kill your best friend
amazingjane 0
this is just like that Sex & the city episode where Berger breaks up w/ Carrie on a post it. anyways, **** them both. they will end up hurting each other anyway.
Crowcaller 5
lol yeeeea were breaking up sooo bye!
beeb011009 0
Mona it hott
mona_is_here 10
thank you:)