schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Autocorrected
Philippines
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Anonymous
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Bambusmaster
Sobering
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
grantsidiots
Australia
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
yesguysgetabusedtoo
Papamoa, New Zealand
It's for the best
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
sadface
United States
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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vengeance501 8
Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.
blaine72 0
lol!
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Comments (133)
mykola 0
i hate girls like that(or guys) that say lol with each single text, even if its not even funny
Crotcho_fml 0
I know. I had to completely stop talking to a girl once because she either wrote "lol" or "lol jerk!" after each ******* text msg. even when I didn't say anything jerky. seriously, why!! why!! it's annoying and perceived as immature.
sassyjesSa 0
hahahahaha . I'm sorry That was mean lol . oooops didn't mean to wrote lol but I can't help it ! I write lol too much
wowzaks 0
what did you do to her to make her so INSANE?!?!?
tasha_caliente 0
lol
Person1233 13
Holy shit. People's pics are just about **** now.
deadsrs 0
Yeap. give people a camera and a place to post pictures and you are bound to receive ****.
SpyderMonkee 0
Wow look at that... That's a really small bathroom.... It doesn't even have room for a toilet paper holder.
MadeOfAwesome 1
48, I know!! and where the **** is the shower??
doctorr_fml 9
could've at least worn matching underwear!
SpyderMonkee 0
It's probably a guest bathroom. I wouldn't be surprised if it was her parents guest bathroom.
deadsrs 0
Lol superhero you have a very pretty face. And lookit!!!! your not naked at all! Seems to be that when girls wear clothes I have to point out distinguishing features without the simple "nice ****!". I like it
SpyderMonkee 0
At least the new pic is a bit more tasteful, still not enough. Make your pic of yr face and you won't get all this crap.
anlhawks 5
all these girls like to show off... they're looking for someone to tell them they're hot but I think it's really tacky:-/
deadsrs 0
"I've always wanted to Fu** your best friend. lol" relationship ended.
Cinn_fml 23
Ah well, you don't need someone so immature to dump you via a text, especially ending it with 'lol'. I swear that acronym gets used far too much.
ninjacapo 2
unclassy. over a text??? uncool
yeahreally 6
wow. i woulda responded with "wow, you're such a ******* bitch lol"
femalepimp 0
wow dats just messed up. youll find better op.
deadsrs 0
Only to people who are useless to the Internet. Get back in your cave/hut/tent! jk. but get off my internets.