Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Sobering
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
It's for the best
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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vengeance501 8
Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.
blaine72 0
lol!
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Comments (133)
Chickenfoot117 6
LOL can also mean Lots O Love, AKA cheating (in some ****** up world)
Myntee 0
haahah maybe he's confused about what lol means my dad informed me my grandmother was dead via a sms with lol in it. i think he may have meant lots of love... i hope so any way
greednut 0
@123 ............ i also hope so anyway
Compass 0
Totally sucks for you, I'm so sorry lol
RegalFolf320 0
I'd say that's stupid, but I can't be sure. It depends what you were "lol-ing" about. Considering you left it out, it may have been something you shouldn't have found amusing...Idk.
jenjen1112 0
wow thats low I was upset when my ex broke up with me on the phone I can imagine u smh well she was prolly to immature to tell u in your face u dont need ppl like that in your life..
celeste_shadow 0
Man, that's some ****** up shit and you deserve some good ol fashioned revenge!
sind3r3la 0
wow some of these dumb ass people don't get it? how can you not get it?? idiots..
helloimisy 0
I always do that.. cas I feel bad. haha
IWABO2_ 0
Ahahahaha!