Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 16:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:33

Wow, what a bitch! :/

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ReyRevilla 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:41

man that sucks!! well at least you got some for now

darseidia 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:48

lol that was really harsh. work with what you got.

mattelijah 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:37

wat up

mattelijah 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:39

[email protected]. email me. wana hit u up man.

thealmityking 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:51

you have my pity

Jonny26 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:57

Chris brown her

TheBinksOhhhh13 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:36

Agreed !

borntoperform 14

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:04

Wow you deserve better!

tromboneboy 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:16

slap her

schalk 12

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:23

There are way to many people saying ''stick it in the butt". Do so many people really want to stick it in feces? It's friggin gross

OMG_N3RD 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:25

What a Bitch!

cyanidesandwich 21

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:26

well that makes it pretty certain that you habe no chance of marrying her

cyanidesandwich 21

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:10

have*

Rocker909 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:28

It's not about the size of the prize, it's the way of the lay.

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