Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, after being unable to convince my crush her boyfriend is cheating on her, I showed her footage of him kissing another woman. Turns out, not only is he not cheating, but she and him are in a polyamorous relationship with that woman. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my ex found out that I didn't cheat on her and apologized. I forgave her but now she wants me to leave my fiancee and get back together with her. She won't take no for an answer. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
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wilcas713 0
sorry to hear that dude. just tell her she doesnt deserve u and break up with her
Mauskau 36
why didn't you leave her when you found out she cheated?
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Comments (118)
iBou_fml 4
your girlfriend is a *****.
MAGNAVOX 0
Why in the world are you still with her? Dump her, you don't need a cheating bitch in your life!
rightsaidred 3
You mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
usenumber2pencil 1
She's not even really you girlfriend. She is physically and emotionally more attracted to the other guy. There is no reason for you to hang around. She has made you a complete cuckold.
Spastastic 6
Word use win. I want to bring the word cuckold back.
rextasy 0
I thought the other guy has to screw her in boyfriends presence for him to be a true "cuckold". No?
Domonator 16
You say, "Today, my girlfriend informed me...", but from everything that follows, she is NOT your girlfriend.
perdix 31
Maybe if you clean her house real nice, cook her a nice meal and give her a good foot rub, she'll let you borrow your balls that she keeps in her purse. It's time for you to downgrade to a girl that no one finds attractive. That way, you'l have no competition which you will invariably lose, Dickless.
Juneyah1017 9
she said she would do anything! that means she would give the guy a bj while skydiving. lmao dump the girl dude before she does.
sebastianduarte1 0
Dump that bitch OP, you'll be happier.
ImaginaryFoe 1
This is one of the few times I would feel like emotionally crushing someone. Tell her she's a pathetic cow and that's why the other man doesn't want her. You were only keeping her around cause of that thing she does. Kissing her was repulsing and you couldn't fake enjoyment as well as he could. Tell her to gtfo and good luck finding someone who will go near her once you spread the word that she burned your man meat.
Schizomaniac 24
Nice.
perdix 31
I was going to reply to that, but I wouldn't want to provoke you into one of those rare emotional crushings. So, . . ., um, ImFoe, Win?!?!?! *hides under covers, curled up in fetal position*
DjRobbyB 0
This is without a doubt the best way to get that biatch back
ImaginaryFoe 1
Wise, perdix, very wise. OC, if she were intelligent, she wouldn't be sobbing to her bf about the man she cheated on him with. But admittedly, I am biased against cheaters.
ImaginaryFoe 1
There is such a thing as dumb and dumber. Exhibit B: two people having a theoretical debate in the comments. :P
zemo999 0
No need to get ugly about it, that's life, wish her luck & move on...
nakidna 0
there is need to be ugly. she didn't disguise her disdain and disrespect of him. and she's a cheating bitch.