Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Salt meet wound
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Mind your own business
Today, after being unable to convince my crush her boyfriend is cheating on her, I showed her footage of him kissing another woman. Turns out, not only is he not cheating, but she and him are in a polyamorous relationship with that woman. FML
Taking the Micheal
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
New horizons
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Three's a crowd
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Moving on
Today, my ex found out that I didn't cheat on her and apologized. I forgave her but now she wants me to leave my fiancee and get back together with her. She won't take no for an answer. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Disconnected
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Tact and charm
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
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wilcas713 0
sorry to hear that dude. just tell her she doesnt deserve u and break up with her
Mauskau 36
why didn't you leave her when you found out she cheated?
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Jonscarl 0
sounds like a girl i know lol.
Whiskeyleven 0
38, your profile pic is really impressive. thanks for showing everyone on here how hot you think you are.
PancakeTwat 0
Tell her you had sex with her mom.
TheNewGuy03 29
your so-called girlfriend is taking a breezy stroll down bitchslap alley and ovary punch lane. she just proved to you right then that she doesn't care about you *or* your feelings. you need to return those feelings, and make her bounce like a bad check. |the kid|
nebulaofthesky 0
Wow, if I were you I would dump her ass, and on top of that form some way of revenge to get back at her. Maybe something like putting a potato in her car muffler and once she starts it, her engine goes Boom.
Igor_g5 0
And why are you with her?
acccccccc 1
correction- former girlfriend*
Namenlos_fml 20
YDI. It's your own damn fault for not dumping the bitch when she cheated on you in the first place.
kevinfenchak 0
today, I realized that I'm an idiot for believing that my girlfriend who cheated on me still liked me, and then I cried about it and posted it on a website for everyone to feel sympathetic about. not nearly an FML.
Bluepies 24
This should start with "Today, my now-ex-girlfriend...."