Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, the girl who'd asked me to prom told me she assumed we weren't going together and is now going with her friends. After agreeing to go with her, I'd bought a $200 non-refundable suit along with the ticket. I have no one else to go with. FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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Akitakat 31
Be thankful you now know that your ex is basically a call girl. There is no trusting her.
pjsr 33
Ewwww! How repulsive is this guy that even as the richest guy in school, he still has to pay someone to go out with him?
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Comments (36)
Zeatha Mistron 7
She’s well on her way to becoming a call girl, he’s her first client! You deserve so much better than her. Dump her.
Soviet Chilingulo 7
Study harder and make more money buddy.
Narayan Ashba Nipun 9
You should definitely ask for a cut.
Narayan Ashba Nipun 9
You should definitely ask for your cut.
OnReceivingEnd 18
"What kind of girl do you think I am?" "We've determined exactly what kind of girl you are. Now all that's left to do is haggle over price."
KIEdekka 14
dump her. She's obviously not going to be the most loyal girl, and she's shallow enough to be bought out.
Dimitri Evans 9
bitches ain't loyal