Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, the girl who'd asked me to prom told me she assumed we weren't going together and is now going with her friends. After agreeing to go with her, I'd bought a $200 non-refundable suit along with the ticket. I have no one else to go with. FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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Akitakat 31
Be thankful you now know that your ex is basically a call girl. There is no trusting her.
pjsr 33
Ewwww! How repulsive is this guy that even as the richest guy in school, he still has to pay someone to go out with him?
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Comments (36)
onceuponatime456 16
You do mean your EX-girlfriend. right?
Julian Croft 7
She a gold digger bruh
thatonetribute 31
DUMP HER.
manb91uk 22
Ditch the bitch and find a honey who doesn’t only care about the money
Tiny Terror 19
On the bright side, you don't have to go to the dance now!
Bridger Walczynski 12
***ex*** you're going to want to make sure you correct that to ex
AreyoucomingOnmytitsPhrasingboom 7
Your girlfriend has got no respect for your relationship. Ditch her, you'll be better off on your own.
bartsj1988 7
I ain't saying she's a gold digger. She ain't messing with no broke.
Chazzster 32
I feel for the OP. This sounds like a movie plot. But in real life, no good is going to come from this. Rich dude will always know he had to buy his date. The girl will probably become an escort. And OP lost his love. While it hurts now, In the long run OP is probably better off. He won’t have to buy his dates or know he’s just a ***** (unlike ex-girlfriend, now an escort). OP, let her go. Now you know who and what she is at heart. Go on about your life, someday you will meet someone who deserves you and wants to be with you for who you are.
ellyhan 11
Think about it. If he has to pay for his dates, who is really the loser here?