By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
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vballgirly28 16

That's just weird. Seriously a cat? What can you do with a cat....never mind I don't want to know.

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helpfulwhale 12

She really let the cat out of the bag on that one, didn't she?

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mister3 4

First thing I did last week when my gf dumped me was unfriend her on the fb. Who wants to see what she's doing now and get all hurt about it ?

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chosha_fml 26

I'm curious to know what 'no real reason' means. Because maybe Y did DI. Her friend seemed to immediately understand why.

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Thatmascot 7

Maybe you should try out eating pussycat.

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jsgervais84_fml 12

FYL but being dumped only to find out your lover already has a new boyfriend a few hours later makes you feel like having being cheated on top of it.

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CorpsmanUp88 21

man I feel uniquely sorry for that fellow

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InsomniaCafe 11

It's a hint that she might prefer pussy

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practicallyjesus 7

I doubt their relationship will work out anyways. Cats and bitches don't usually mix.

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cptcat 10

Ha! Mutual friend. That's a good one. I guess you know better now.

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Tootsieroll0505 19

You need to talk to that mutal friend of yours

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