By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
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vballgirly28 16

That's just weird. Seriously a cat? What can you do with a cat....never mind I don't want to know.

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helpfulwhale 12

She really let the cat out of the bag on that one, didn't she?

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The_Mr_Troll 14

Yeah I know how you feel about getting dumped for no reason. Well there might have been a reason in my case, but she refused to tell me. FYL, OP.

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mete_orito 34

Did you upload any Instagram pictures from Bahamas lately? Just curious. :-P

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jman26 11

She dumped you for a pussy!? Sorry to hear OP

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Furytalon 14

I'm sure she was joking, but that mutual "friend" is a dick

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anthony99 14

Hermione must've dumped Ron for Crookshanks

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masika15 16

Op that's when you update your relationship with dog.

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Cami111 2

Sleep with her best friend nice way to get revenge

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