Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
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Skycop_S 23
Well, that was immature. YDI
halcyon93 16
I wouldn't have thought that's the sort of reputation you'd want to give yourself even if your now-ex-girlfriend really did break up with you...
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Comments (146)
the_6_p_rule 7
This one goes both ways. The chick seriously needs to check who she has as friends. People that do "prank" break ups are shitbags. Even moreso when it's with someone else's relationship. And op...I can understand the anger and feeling of betrayal, but come on bro, you had to resort to that??? Might want to seriously think before you act.
Big_Bear99 19
Hey, lesson learned for next time. Good luck out there!
SChernobyl 6
As sad as it is, even if the break up was true, you certainly don't want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you. Break ups are certainly never good, but you need to learn how to accept them.
vikky538 29
Tell her its a prank.
xnemesis1981 15
Mission accomplished.
AndrasteNyx 18
You'd think maybe she'd take it better considering she just lied to you about a break up.
xGoldColossus 7
Thus OP learns the valuable life lesson "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
Someone1111 22
Even if what she wrote wasn't a prank, why would you want to get yourself a reputation of a cheater?
Metallicality 5
Who in the absolute **** sends a break up text as a prank to their friends boyfriend and what kind of girlfriend allows it?
sparkledoge 29
It was kind of immature of OP but so is that prank, i don't even know why people still do it. You can't just break someone's heart, say "just kidding" and expect everything to be just fine. Plus what kind of friend even does that ? How do you even think of these pranks ? Do these people realize what if feels like when you love someone and you receive a text saying they're leaving you or they cheated or they're dead. How is it fun to put someone through that ? How is it fun to permanently damage a relationship whether it's just friends or something more ?Someone please explain ?