Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
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Skycop_S 23
Well, that was immature. YDI
halcyon93 16
I wouldn't have thought that's the sort of reputation you'd want to give yourself even if your now-ex-girlfriend really did break up with you...
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Comments (146)
ZorroRooster 19
Those were BOTH shitty things to do. Really, dude, how old are you, 12?
rabbi1010 29
yeah, probably.
AScooterman 12
You know what they say, when you seek revenge dig two graves.
Mf2307 15
that was a stupid idea even if you were hurt by the text I wouldn't of said that you were cheating. I guess that relationship wasn't meant to be
nikkinik1424 14
so was he actually cheating or just saying that because he was hurt? Either way I'd YDI for doing that. it's super immature
StarkWolf_fml 23
I miss phone calls. you can avoid misunderstandings by calling instead of texting.
G_wiz 5
I don't get why people are saying you deserved it. Your girlfriend, or as she claims, her friend was a bitch to you and you have every right to be upset and get your own back. Effing feminazis.
DoomedGemini 38
All we know was the 'prank' was dumping him for someone else, that's now being a bitch to someone? Yes the prank was a shitty thing to do and we don't ignore that, but op's response was very immature and shitty as well.
ezrajab 22
Damn sorry Op
bapbap_fml 15
Even if she had dumped you by text for someone else, wouldn't saying you cheated only make her feel even more justified in dumping you? And then you'd get a reputation as a cheater..
sk8erd 15
Not gonna lie. I woulda probably done the same. seriously though, her friend is ****** up for doing that. Try and get her back!
can_I_die_now 7
You reaction aside, who the hell dumps their significant other as a "prank", there are some things that you just don't joke about in a relationship and that's gotta be #1