Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
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Skycop_S 23
Well, that was immature. YDI
halcyon93 16
I wouldn't have thought that's the sort of reputation you'd want to give yourself even if your now-ex-girlfriend really did break up with you...
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Comments (146)
Angelkisses130 26
Maybe it's better off this way because a prank like that doesn't usually come from a sincere person with whom you'd want a serious relationship with. I think you're better off op, and who gives a shit what her friends think :)
alexthevaultgirl 13
What a bitch, you're better off without her and her shitty friends
sunflower_seal 17
You both sound immature , the Prank / friend and your reaction.
fumanshu 9
I'm sorry OP, but I think it was immature on both sides! Immature of her friend to say that sort of thing as a joke, and also for you to explode and to respond like that.
thatsjustgreat1 16
What kind of prank is that?
lurker_no_more 13
Please, should have... not should of. And your hair is fine, haters gonna hate :)
TheLynx_fml 20
That was just so wrong of them fyl
deltax 8
Wow, your life sucks. No one deserves to be that stupid.
NYGiants1925 22
You're a massive dick, so is her friend.
Isa_fml 20
You deserve the hell out of it, you piece of shit.
interesting33 37
I agree it was stupid, but if I were dumped over text I would be very angry and upset too. Breakups happen but I would be angry they didn't respect me enough to do it face to face.
withered 30
I think that if the text was real she'd send it because OP is clearly immature and she would not want a tantrum. + Breaking up with someone is not easy so people resort to breaking up through messages.