Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
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Top comments
nchov523 11
I don't know... To me, it seems that if you truly loved your girlfriend, you wouldn't e very eager to involve another person in your lovemaking. But maybe it's just me.
MrsPegg 45
EX girlfriend, right?
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Comments (113)
mosquito19 14
yo, it's girlfriend + best friend + another dude. otherwise it's a gangbang
tomhofer 14
doesnt matter had sex o wait...
perdix 31
Is that a synonym for the Eiffel Tower?
RyanMacVey 17
Noor man, I've had enough of you spreading your obscenity around here. Some of us are too pure and innocent for your vulgarity!! :tehe:
BananerzFresh 12
Secret Lesbian Lovers.
unknown_user5566 27
Ryan, don't act as if you are a true picture of innocence. Noor and I know better than that. >:)
cece_miless 8
Threesomes are really ridiculous if youre in a relationship. I condsider that cheating on both parts. If you truly love each other , you wouldn't want to have sex with any one else.
kiwienne 21
No, some people just don't like seeing their boy/girlfriend groped all over by another person? It's not that hard to understand. We all make different things out of our relationships, doesn't make us "young".
Derpenstien 4
@43 Or maybe you're just to immature to handle a relationship?
NigerianMedicine 11
...Oh my.
RyanMacVey 17
:o Whatever do you mean, kylee?
Inciter 33
If you were disappointed for missing the chance to sleep with your girlfriend's best friend, then maybe you two shouldn't be together.