Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
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Top comments
nchov523 11
I don't know... To me, it seems that if you truly loved your girlfriend, you wouldn't e very eager to involve another person in your lovemaking. But maybe it's just me.
MrsPegg 45
EX girlfriend, right?
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Comments (113)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
The epic moment when all three are girls. But then it wouldn't be an FML.
PrincessPesa 20
So girls can go gay whenever they want (even when they're in a committed, hetero relationship) and be a-okay, but if a guy has a homosexual experience while in a relationship it's the end of the world? I hate that double standard. Cheating is cheating, no matter the gender. However, I do like the visual of a chipmunk with huge dangly balls who loves lesbians. :) Overly Manly Chipmunk!
mykelinva 4
Listen, it wasn't that good and I felt really bad afterward...
wylde1 1
Thats funny haha
mykelinva 4
10. That was hilarious! Thanks!
ultra_notorious 26
So who was the dude dicking them if it really matters?
KaiserSD 8
It's really not that hard to figure out, the Urban Dictionary reference wasn't necessary.
Tabigoesmoo 3
This sounds a lot like friends...the tv show
gc327072 31
46- well, for one thing, your picture lets us know a little.
ecascio2010 9
Is your name Ross Geller?
pmr1990 12
Early 90s reference, nice...
B5B0N35 18
Wat a ***** I am sorry man dump that bitch with a bitch slap
THATguy0698 4
Damn. Just damn.