Missed opportunity

By NOOOOOO - 21/04/2025 16:00 - United States - New York

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Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
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poopface82 23

Yeah, given that they were probably drunk, you did the right thing.

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stickyface 16

There was no way to win. It was a loyalty trap. You passed that test, but since you trusted your gut and didn't give in, you're a buzz kill. If you had tried to join in, you were either going to be denied up front as a cheater somehow or worse, set up for a two-against-one he-said/she-said situation involving non-consensual sex. Dump her and run, buddy, she's trouble.

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Grateful @21 6

You did right! By not joining. She would've never let you live that down. Her Bestfriend Nah. she would Accuse you of liking her/other women. or sleeping with her/other women

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easybree 10

you did the right thing!! never do it with her bsf, your girl is weird for suggesting that and putting you in a weird spot!

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poopface82 23

Yeah, given that they were probably drunk, you did the right thing.

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stickyface 16

There was no way to win. It was a loyalty trap. You passed that test, but since you trusted your gut and didn't give in, you're a buzz kill. If you had tried to join in, you were either going to be denied up front as a cheater somehow or worse, set up for a two-against-one he-said/she-said situation involving non-consensual sex. Dump her and run, buddy, she's trouble.

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