Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML
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By
anayanci1
| 6
Boo hoo
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kren31
| 12
I love that you left out the reason why you slipped was because you were drunk. There’s no shame #straya
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By
anayanci1
| 6
Boo hoo
By
a1f0sff
| 25
Your life doesn't suck that much unless this was your wedding dress.
By
Devyani Sharma
| 14
Umm who takes a gravy meal from a club? Such a made up story
By
wanted_2_want
| 40
Gosh! That’s a crime.
I mean wasting good chicken, AND gravy??
I mean wasting good chicken, AND gravy??
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Rule of thumb: Don't eat food that can leave stains while wearing white clothing.
Rule of the other thumb: Watch where you're walking, or, if you were wearing heels, don't wear heels.
Rule of the other thumb: Watch where you're walking, or, if you were wearing heels, don't wear heels.
By
chyiochan
| 31
This is some Trailer Park Boys shit right here.
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kren31
| 12
I love that you left out the reason why you slipped was because you were drunk. There’s no shame #straya
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Amanda Jaworski
| 23
Not necessarily, I personally go to clubs to surround myself with white noise, so I can peacefully finish reading my novels.
By
404wan
| 19
you went to the club, got drunk, ordered fries and drunkenly spilled them on yourself. if this is an fml for you you must have one beauty of a life. other people would just call this "going out"
By
Suzi_d16
| 26
Use vanish. Makes stains “vanish”. (I got rid of a full pint of Guinness stain from a white dress with it).
By
fde2blknimout
| 18
Thats a crappy clubs