By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia
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Your life doesn't suck that much unless this was your wedding dress.
Umm who takes a gravy meal from a club? Such a made up story
Gosh! That’s a crime. I mean wasting good chicken, AND gravy??
Rule of thumb: Don't eat food that can leave stains while wearing white clothing. Rule of the other thumb: Watch where you're walking, or, if you were wearing heels, don't wear heels.
This is some Trailer Park Boys shit right here.
I love that you left out the reason why you slipped was because you were drunk. There’s no shame #straya
Not necessarily, I personally go to clubs to surround myself with white noise, so I can peacefully finish reading my novels.
Use vanish. Makes stains “vanish”. (I got rid of a full pint of Guinness stain from a white dress with it).
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I love that you left out the reason why you slipped was because you were drunk. There’s no shame #straya
Gosh! That’s a crime. I mean wasting good chicken, AND gravy??