Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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kren31 12

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Wednesday 26 December 2018 21:50

I love that you left out the reason why you slipped was because you were drunk. There’s no shame #straya

wanted_2_want 40

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Wednesday 26 December 2018 20:13

Gosh! That’s a crime. I mean wasting good chicken, AND gravy??

anayanci1 6

Wednesday 26 December 2018 12:45

Boo hoo

a1f0sff 25

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Wednesday 26 December 2018 14:06

Your life doesn't suck that much unless this was your wedding dress.

Devyani Sharma 14

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Wednesday 26 December 2018 17:24

Umm who takes a gravy meal from a club? Such a made up story

wanted_2_want 40

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Wednesday 26 December 2018 20:13

Gosh! That’s a crime. I mean wasting good chicken, AND gravy??

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 26 December 2018 20:32

Rule of thumb: Don't eat food that can leave stains while wearing white clothing. Rule of the other thumb: Watch where you're walking, or, if you were wearing heels, don't wear heels.

Seeya55 31

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Wednesday 26 December 2018 20:44

This is some Trailer Park Boys shit right here.

kren31 12

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Wednesday 26 December 2018 21:50

I love that you left out the reason why you slipped was because you were drunk. There’s no shame #straya

Amanda Jaworski 23

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Thursday 27 December 2018 13:15

Not necessarily, I personally go to clubs to surround myself with white noise, so I can peacefully finish reading my novels.

404wan 19

Wednesday 26 December 2018 23:49

you went to the club, got drunk, ordered fries and drunkenly spilled them on yourself. if this is an fml for you you must have one beauty of a life. other people would just call this "going out"