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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Rule of thumb: Don't eat food that can leave stains while wearing white clothing.
Rule of the other thumb: Watch where you're walking, or, if you were wearing heels, don't wear heels.

By  404wan  |  19

you went to the club, got drunk, ordered fries and drunkenly spilled them on yourself. if this is an fml for you you must have one beauty of a life. other people would just call this "going out"