Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
dieders
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Red Sox Nation
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
broke
United States
The price of love
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Thanh Quang
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Top comments
Climaxx 11
If she broke up with your over a message, probably the best $1 you've ever spent.
tennisrapper1 14
Damn! She basically robbed you of 4 gumballs!
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Comments (91)
GoW_Chick 15
Worst dollar spent EVER! Who the hell breaks up with someone through a text? Don't worry OP you deserve better, there are plenty of fish in the sea, go reel in yourself a winner. :)
Solid_Hippo 4
Saved you money in the long run, right?
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
My question is why dont you have free texting?
xalerion 0
45- you have free texting? Where can I sign up? Free isn't free :p Op just doesn't have unlimited. I do wonder who his provider is though.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Technically you can get free texting if you get one of those texting apps. You can only message other people who have the app but it's still free. (Although I doubt that's what 45 meant.) Also, OP is from Honduras so maybe I'm being dumb but I think money and providers would be different?
onika2012yinks 4
wow,dats just wacky
jaruk9 4
If ur crying about the dollar, get a job. And dont cry over the gf, her loss not urs
docscientist 10
Sounds like you've never handled money that wasn't redeemed by performing household chores.
KriiFahMoro 9
Aww don't worry OP, you'll get get unlimited texting someday... Oh right, and sorry about the girl too. FYL
StalinsHeir 1
Haha the cherry on top of the cake.
ImaniBabii 0
Lol that's pretty ****** up...
zmunnam 5
Thats what she's worth... She priced her own worthiness :-) be happy!!
docscientist 10
Not your fault op, singles is the only form of transaction she understands.