Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
dieders
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Red Sox Nation
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
broke
United States
The price of love
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Thanh Quang
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Top comments
Climaxx 11
If she broke up with your over a message, probably the best $1 you've ever spent.
tennisrapper1 14
Damn! She basically robbed you of 4 gumballs!
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Comments (91)
lrgenesis 19
Fyl op :(
astralvagan 20
That sucks! What a bitch!
evilplatypus 39
I'm curious to see how badly the rest of your cell bill is screwing you over if you're paying $1 for a text. Even when I was out of the country with no texting plan it was only 25 cents.
kelseygoesrawr 8
OP never said it was a text.
ICATiger 13
Pay-per-dump?
briannajm 9
This would so happen to me :// I feel ur pain .
SoSickWithIt 14
Your girlfriend would send you a break up message that you'd have to pay exactly $1 for?... Oh world, you so crazy.
briannajm 9
No id get dumped some cowardly way like that .
SoSickWithIt 14
Nah! Just look at your picture!(:
imustbeinsane 2
I like 21's version better, more lesbianism.
briannajm 9
Lol thanks :) but it's happened a lot .
briannajm 9
32^•_•
SoSickWithIt 14
(: I did make it open for lesbian friendly readers.
BayleeWasHere 1
She looks like a stripper.
mysterious_chan 7
You're better off without the twat if she broke up with you through a message.
OG_Treezy 2
damn.. u could have gone to BK n gotta single stacker..
kay2810 9
I'd rather pay 1 dollar and know the truth then pay nothing and get lied too.
SoSickWithIt 14
What would she be lying about? Are you insinuating you that she is cheating on him? Was it because no one respectful breaks up with someone via phone? Or has this happened to you, and the scenario played out to the specs of your comment? :O Am I asking a lot of questions? Do I need to go to sleep?
MrsPegg 45
I'd rather handle a break up like an adult: face-to-face, or at the minimum, a phone call. Breaking up with someone through a text is cowardly. Grow some balls and tell me straight up what's going on.
SoSickWithIt 14
Cool story bro. You just contradicted yourself. A phone call is not "growing some balls". Its hiding via your current phone service provider and your monthly fee. :P
MrsPegg 45
To each their own opinion. . .
ladyLALAA 29
Don't worry 35, he's just cranky because he's sick!
kay2810 9
They are getting lied to because they don't know their partner feels that way. The whole relationship was a lie.
thehunterdude75 0
Send her the bill for listening to the message, and a bill for all of her BS.
Yousuck24 21
Holy crap, it costs you $1 to view text messages? Screw your ex, this is the real FML here!