Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
dieders
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Red Sox Nation
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
broke
United States
The price of love
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Thanh Quang
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Top comments
Climaxx 11
If she broke up with your over a message, probably the best $1 you've ever spent.
tennisrapper1 14
Damn! She basically robbed you of 4 gumballs!
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Comments (91)
hateevryone 15
what type of phone do you have?
msjoyfull84 0
Cheap ass!
maackenzie 9
Suck it up.
Lindwurm_fml 0
Why would you pay to read a message? Were you abroad?
KiddNYC1O 22
Did it come with a teddy bear mascot or something?
BellaMarta 19
She probably planned it that way.
Akharr01 5
Smh
BlAzEtHiS 0
YLS bro. You had to pay to get dumped. That's harsh.
BarakatsBurrito 7
I feel like saying YLS is pointless. Obviously their lives suck of they're posting on FML. They know it sucks, restating it is just rubbing it in their face.
Sparky8580 2
who the hell, doesn't have unlimited texting these days?
dubsweets 0
Your in high school?