Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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cutycat136 28
Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.
sandraw1 22
Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)
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Comments (279)
jgomez58 12
Why would you have to pay for a kennel? It's not your dog. Let her post the kennel. The dog is being looked after, you are leaving the dog in good hands, plus this is not your problem.
OneTrackMind 17
Not smart on her part!
bnbhimp 10
Give it u for adoption
Mibby 11
Shave "My owner sucks" into his fur. Just kidding. If you like the dog then take care of him untill she gets back and take up your issues with her. If you really don't want him around, tell her SHE needs to make other arrangements or you will. But no matter what, don't put the dog in a dangerous situation... it is of course not the animal's fault.
lux_final_spark 18
Let it run away Then move out of state
nightfall8705 33
Key word here: choose. You can choose to not give a shit and tell that bitch on the phone that she "better be on her way home to take care of her own damn dog" or you can take it to a very expensive kennel (with the works!) for a doggie vacation. You generally don't pay the kennel until you pick up your dog, so go all out. Let her find that her dog had a vacation too, and she has to pay up. The kennel would be the better option, as the dog can't really help that it has a shitty owner.
clair_brodie 35
Can't you pay after your board them? If so, give them your ex information and tell her where the dog is.
flychicc 13
No you drop it off at her house. Leave it in the front yard or on the front step with some food and water and let her know that you have done so. You agreed to take your girlfriends dog, not your ex's dog.
kendalbear 16
Some kennels take payment at pick up!
TomeDr 25
Put the dog in a kennel, pay the bill and then send an invoice to her parents when they come back. You might not get your money back but at least you'll have a clear conscience.