fedmisery
Alexandria, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me how soon I wanted him to move out. FML
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fedmisery 15
OP here. Yes, he was assuming I wanted him to move out of our shared apartment. In good news, we worked it out. It's been a rough few months and we've been under a lot of work stress, and it hasn't helped our relationship. But - still in it for the long haul! And you don't need to hate on the staff, they're just trying their best. We all are, right?
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xoxoblondee 31
Move out of where? His parents house? The house you share? I'm so confused
C0deJunk1e 23
Please elaborate. :)
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C0deJunk1e 23
Please elaborate. :)
xoxoblondee 31
Move out of where? His parents house? The house you share? I'm so confused
hpandher 16
Marriage cancelled then, I'm guessing
hpandher 16
I hope that wasn't sarcasm...
species4872 20
Maybe you lot should be more diligent about posting vague fml's.
awildwhisper 30
What these was unnecessary rude, Alan....
hyperreader 15
Alan always seems like an arrogant ****. To me at least.
Mudhound123 6
You post a ridiculous comment that nobody understands and thinks isn't funny, and then 'moderate' the replies? You can't be serious.
lolen29 2
my name is alan and i like to moderate comments just because people hurt my feelings after i act like a dick. that's you, alan.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe he wants a long-distance relationship? Kind of a dick move at this part of the courting process.
Lalala579121 28
OP already said (s)he would marry him. The courting process is over.
brownapple 22
why?
r1has 28
Well maybe he's just testing the whole absence makes the heart grow fonder theory
Bobby319 24
This one definitely needs a follow up
tounces7 28
Why do they even publish vague stuff like this?
manofmerr 27
I imagine he's leaving because he found out his fiancè is a alien, but he's being deployed to fight those very aliens in a month. So he can't stay with her, but she doesn't want him to leave. He just now explained why he can't stay, and has left the decision for when he leaves up to her.
WellScrew 6
It's just that the way the FML is worded is confusing, by saying fiancee, that is implying that the marriage is still on So it isn't subtle, it's confusing
bettyboop428 24
But if she said "ex-fiancé", it would sound like they had broken up previously but still lived together. He was her fiancé at the time the question was posed to her.
toba122 12
Way to be a condescending tool. If you're not gonna help, why not **** off. Staff my ass.
GeneralMotors 23
no reason to be rude, Alan.
TheAprilWitch 22
#15 manofmerr, your comment is perfect. It made me laugh and then smile for a while. Alan, I spend a lot of time on this site and for the first time something has bothered me: Your attitude.
Nonny_mouse 7
Given that the vast majority of people commenting have no idea what is going on, you are being nothing more than a condescending fucknugget Alan.
usnwife 18
I mean, Ive heard of people not wanting to live together before marriage, but you were already living together... I give up, what the hell is going on here?
bartsj88 6
OP's fiance: "Babe, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Just not in the same house as you."
SixthSinEnvy 39
What's with these ultra vague/badly written FMLs lately?