By fedmisery - 07/11/2016 05:13 - United States - Alexandria

Today, my fiancé asked me how soon I wanted him to move out. FML
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fedmisery tells us more.

fedmisery 15

OP here. Yes, he was assuming I wanted him to move out of our shared apartment. In good news, we worked it out. It's been a rough few months and we've been under a lot of work stress, and it hasn't helped our relationship. But - still in it for the long haul! And you don't need to hate on the staff, they're just trying their best. We all are, right?

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xoxoblondee 31

Move out of where? His parents house? The house you share? I'm so confused

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C0deJunk1e 23

Please elaborate. :)

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C0deJunk1e 23

Please elaborate. :)

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xoxoblondee 31

Move out of where? His parents house? The house you share? I'm so confused

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species4872 19

Maybe you lot should be more diligent about posting vague fml's.

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awildwhisper 30

What these was unnecessary rude, Alan....

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hyperreader 15

Alan always seems like an arrogant ****. To me at least.

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Mudhound123 6

You post a ridiculous comment that nobody understands and thinks isn't funny, and then 'moderate' the replies? You can't be serious.

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lolen29 2

my name is alan and i like to moderate comments just because people hurt my feelings after i act like a dick. that's you, alan.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe he wants a long-distance relationship? Kind of a dick move at this part of the courting process.

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Lalala579121 27

OP already said (s)he would marry him. The courting process is over.

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r1has 28

Well maybe he's just testing the whole absence makes the heart grow fonder theory

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Bobby319 24

This one definitely needs a follow up

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tounces7 27

Why do they even publish vague stuff like this?

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manofmerr 27

I imagine he's leaving because he found out his fiancè is a alien, but he's being deployed to fight those very aliens in a month. So he can't stay with her, but she doesn't want him to leave. He just now explained why he can't stay, and has left the decision for when he leaves up to her.

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WellScrew 6

It's just that the way the FML is worded is confusing, by saying fiancee, that is implying that the marriage is still on So it isn't subtle, it's confusing

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bettyboop428 24

But if she said "ex-fiancé", it would sound like they had broken up previously but still lived together. He was her fiancé at the time the question was posed to her.

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toba122 12

Way to be a condescending tool. If you're not gonna help, why not **** off. Staff my ass.

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GeneralMotors 23

no reason to be rude, Alan.

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TheAprilWitch 21

#15 manofmerr, your comment is perfect. It made me laugh and then smile for a while. Alan, I spend a lot of time on this site and for the first time something has bothered me: Your attitude.

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Nonny_mouse 7

Given that the vast majority of people commenting have no idea what is going on, you are being nothing more than a condescending fucknugget Alan.

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usnwife 18

I mean, Ive heard of people not wanting to live together before marriage, but you were already living together... I give up, what the hell is going on here?

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bartsj88 6

OP's fiance: "Babe, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Just not in the same house as you."

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SixthSinEnvy 39

What's with these ultra vague/badly written FMLs lately?

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