Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate...

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

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You deserved it 3 583

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 86

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 203

By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 760

You deserved it 2 887

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 120

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 965

You deserved it 3 862

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 885

You deserved it 3 060

By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 3 766

By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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You deserved it 3 863

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368 510

You deserved it 32 733

mrt8062 7

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:05

is she 13?

NessaMae 19

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:05

Wow, what a spineless hypocrite.

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Credibleskills 28

Tuesday 24 December 2013 17:15

oh the irony!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 24 December 2013 18:07

Wow...not even a text or a phone call?

RockitLawnchair 3

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:09

Nice try, Pokemon Trainer Red!

bigpops 12

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:50

good riddance

0utland 18

Wednesday 25 December 2013 1:16

I smell a hypocrite!

Helpfulman 17

Wednesday 25 December 2013 4:46

Slap that ho

wannabesinger 16

Wednesday 25 December 2013 5:53

My ex did the same thing, only he told me in a facebook message!

kmkman 3

Wednesday 25 December 2013 7:05

Translation: she didn't want to buy you something for Christmas. It has happened to me and my brother I feel your pain

Shalin101 6

Wednesday 25 December 2013 10:00

you should be happy

Tshep4209 6

Wednesday 25 December 2013 22:18

if your not creepy as **** you should go pay a hitman and blast that bich

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Today, while suffering from a serious migraine. I have to cook dinner and listen to the singing of two very tone deaf individuals. I'm starting to contemplate sticking forks in my ears. FML

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