Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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mrt8062 7
is she 13?
NessaMae 19
Wow, what a spineless hypocrite.
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Comments (85)
zoepie 7
If she feels that way, it's better you're away from that hypocrite.
emmaps 3
I love your profile pic
that_band_nerd 22
Well she proved her point pretty well, doesn't sound like your fault either OP
Kataclysm97 32
I love being a hypocrite...but no one better pull that shit on me D:
RedAlert0 7
wow, that's messed up. sorry OP
BigDstewy 6
Don't worry about it dude. Hope you cope well!
annie_nk 23
Up next is Hypocrisy 101 is this FML here.
JMichael 26
Safe to say you're better off without her.
9gagnFml 8
Isn't it her fault? She was the one who didn't communicate well enough...
klc20071989_fml 20
Seems like she's the one that is the problem.
echinda_fml 5
Perhaps you should ask the friend out?