Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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mrt8062 7
is she 13?
NessaMae 19
Wow, what a spineless hypocrite.
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Comments (85)
coraline123c 23
Middle School problems eh
TheMystery13 13
"If by ' communicate' you mean 'have sex', I agree, but personally, I'd be more inclined if you'd try some soap."
ninakenny21 3
I'm new to this site,what's OP?
noone2 15
Original Poster
pookdizzle 2
Hahaha ohh the irony !
FluttershyMalady 3
My now current ex did this two days after our two month Anni. Sadly enough, he didn't wait and try to listen to why I couldn't talk to him enough. It was through a facebook message of all things.
sawdust123 5
I swear the same thing happened to me wtf right!?!
thedarklordsatan 7
Your ex is a ******* idiot
KennyBound 12
What a hypocrite. You'll find someone better, OP. Just wait on it.
weezypanda420 22
Oh the irony