By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
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Fiend_fml 0

Too bad a tampon couldn't save your underwear this time.

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acefan18 0

Question is what did you do with last nights underwear last night?

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acefan18 0

Question is what did you do with last nights underwear last night?

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fakeaccountX 6

No the question is why do you keep underwear in your bag?

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RedPillSucks 31

She was not able to do last nights laundry at her boyfriends house so the underwear was packed.

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beatlesfreak 0

Haha, my thoughts exactly.

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v8rax 0

28 . are you retarded ? she was at her boyfriends house for the night . she wasn't gonna wear the same underwear for 2 days , dumb ass

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FyreKrotch 1

Did you not have a shirt or anything else you could use?

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Gr1mr3ap3r 4

Nobody gave you a tissue?! Man those people are all bitches!!!!

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perdix 29

Sorry that happened to you, but the image of chick on the bus going commando makes me hot!

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peff_fml 6

haha, what if she's a granny. LOL!

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perdix 29

You mean like Sarah Palin? Cut out her vocal cords and she'd be the perfect woman! Rawr!

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TheDrifter 23

Hey now Perdix, the accent isn't THAT bad. At least it's not a Boston or Jersey accent.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

What does the accent have to do with anything? He was simply stating that the perfect woman wouldn't be able to talk lol

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perdix 29

Not exactly, thrasher or drifter, I don't have a problem with her accent, it's the content of her speech that turns me off. I can't get a boner from a woman who believes in "death panels!" I guess she couldn't be perfect, because a woman who can speak well can add to her attractiveness.

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awks 0

man that really sucks 1. it's gross because your bleeding everywhere 2. you have to pull out your underwear in front of everyone （；￣ェ￣）

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whoopyouupsideyo 0

that is one way to be called a brown noser.

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