By Polmkk - 14/02/2019 15:00 - United States

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
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Whats it called on YouTube?

Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

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Whats it called on YouTube?

I've seen those videos on YouTue before! Prepare to be a star.

HowAreYouToday 34

I can totally relate, op! That happened to me once too... But I didn't piss like a weeny...

At least he wasn't like uncle Phil, he did some bad things behind that bush.

Pics or it didn't happen

Atleast you didn't beat around the bush. Cut straight to the wetting.

i bet fiftey bucks that it was in san francisco. bush man

yeah people get off on that stuff and so it gets a ton of views

Bush Man strikes again!!!

They like to do that right by where I park for hockey games. I’ve wasted more time sitting on my car laughing at people. I mean you see the camera right there. They wouldn’t be recording the crowds that far from the arena.

Smile, you're on candid camera!

That reminds me of Scary Movie.

OP needs to provide us with a link.

Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

That's what I thought too! When I went to San Fran we saw Bush Man and it was absolutely HILARIOUS. He was making a fortune haha.

You took the words right out of my mouth! Have you ever met the guy? Hes a pretty cool guy(:

There is actually three of them they are all great guys

Oh man I love bush man. Or men since there are more than one. My boyfriend almost peed his pants when I took him to the wharf and he scared him a few months ago. Ahhh good stuff. :)

I'm considering leaving Scotland solely to meet this bush man

Lol I love him once I saw him scare a asian and he almost did karate on him

I saw him a couple weeks ago! That was the funniest thing to watch!

haha I've seen that hobo too, last time I went to San Fransisco (a week ago) he was there scaring people and a lot of people were recording:D

Haha that's exactly what I thought when I read that post! BUSH MAN!

I love your style!!!! ;)

bush man is creepy haha

Haha the bush man scared my girlfriend twice on the same street!

Bushman is freaking awesome.

Omg i saw him too! He then laughed at me and shook his money cup!! :O

Don't take the credit from Bushman!! He works hard;)

should have had a V8

That makes no sense at all

Yeah, it does. It's a joke. -.-

I don't know why that made me laugh so much

aim for the bushes

I've ran into the Bush man before down the SF wharf... He is stinky!!!

nealy shit myself in front of my whole family

nealy shit myself in front of my whole family

What did the sign say? Something like "caution, this sign has sharp edges"?

Or, "Caution, there is a man in that bush"

you just got punk'ed in 2 seconds!