Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
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grant1023
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Whats it called on YouTube?
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Stylin_Since_97
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Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o
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grant1023
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Whats it called on YouTube?
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aFatFuck
| 0
I've seen those videos on YouTue before! Prepare to be a star.
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
I can totally relate, op! That happened to me once too... But I didn't piss like a weeny...
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Iamnotmyself
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At least he wasn't like uncle Phil, he did some bad things behind that bush.
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number0
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Gourmet_Taco
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Atleast you didn't beat around the bush. Cut straight to the wetting.
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animalsrule2010
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try urban ninja
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Maximus_Axiom
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i bet fiftey bucks that it was in san francisco. bush man
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fizzypop14
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yeah people get off on that stuff and so it gets a ton of views
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JessGivsBesitos
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Bush Man strikes again!!!
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alycion
| 38
They like to do that right by where I park for hockey games. I’ve wasted more time sitting on my car laughing at people. I mean you see the camera right there. They wouldn’t be recording the crowds that far from the arena.
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BelleBelle_fml
| 11
Smile, you're on candid camera!
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coolp3rson
| 0
Omg bushman?!?!
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yomommma
| 6
That reminds me of Scary Movie.
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AaronTkr
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OP needs to provide us with a link.
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Stylin_Since_97
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Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o
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awesomeooo3
| 0
That's what I thought too! When I went to San Fran we saw Bush Man and it was absolutely HILARIOUS. He was making a fortune haha.
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HeyLookJesus
| 11
You took the words right out of my mouth! Have you ever met the guy? Hes a pretty cool guy(:
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vballer123456
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There is actually three of them they are all great guys
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shutterbug1190
| 14
Oh man I love bush man. Or men since there are more than one. My boyfriend almost peed his pants when I took him to the wharf and he scared him a few months ago. Ahhh good stuff. :)
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unluckiestperson_fml
| 14
I'm considering leaving Scotland solely to meet this bush man
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deadeyedex
| 6
Lol I love him once I saw him scare a asian and he almost did karate on him
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Sarra88
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I saw him a couple weeks ago! That was the funniest thing to watch!
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sunny25
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haha I've seen that hobo too, last time I went to San Fransisco (a week ago) he was there scaring people and a lot of people were recording:D
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DReamBig24
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Haha that's exactly what I thought when I read that post! BUSH MAN!
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maevers
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I love your style!!!! ;)
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nativepimp
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bush man is creepy haha
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Henry2
| 5
Haha the bush man scared my girlfriend twice on the same street!
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Gotrees
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Bushman is freaking awesome.
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Lolpizza_fml
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Omg i saw him too! He then laughed at me and shook his money cup!! :O
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ElainaCutsYou
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Glad I scared you!
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chaps93
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Don't take the credit from Bushman!! He works hard;)
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Nevitt
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should have had a V8
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0pt1mus
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That makes no sense at all
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iJasper
| 8
Yeah, it does. It's a joke. -.-
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sxe_beast
| 11
mispost
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sydie5
| 12
Win.
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chocomilkshake
| 5
I don't know why that made me laugh so much
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chuckychan
| 8
aim for the bushes
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kinkajoujennie
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I've ran into the Bush man before down the SF wharf... He is stinky!!!
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mom0_fml
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nealy shit myself in front of my whole family
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mom0_fml
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nealy shit myself in front of my whole family
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marinus_fml
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What did the sign say? Something like "caution, this sign has sharp edges"?
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SmallTownCutie
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Or, "Caution, there is a man in that bush"
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btown99909
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you just got punk'ed in 2 seconds!