FML : Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the...

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Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

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By Polmkk - / Sunday 7 August 2011 23:19 / United States

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By grant1023 | 5

#3062465 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:50

Whats it called on YouTube?

By Stylin_Since_97 | 10

#3062538 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:55

Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

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By grant1023 | 5

#3062465 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:50

Whats it called on YouTube?

aFatFuck | 0

#3062526 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:55

I've seen those videos on YouTue before! Prepare to be a star.

HowAreYouToday | 34

#3062692 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:10

I can totally relate, op! That happened to me once too... But I didn't piss like a weeny...

Iamnotmyself | 17

#3062769 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:21

At least he wasn't like uncle Phil, he did some bad things behind that bush.

number0 | 8

#3062888 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:35

Pics or it didn't happen

Gourmet_Taco | 0

#3063438 - Monday 8 August 2011 12:25

Atleast you didn't beat around the bush. Cut straight to the wetting.

animalsrule2010 | 2

#3063980 - Monday 8 August 2011 15:21

try urban ninja

Maximus_Axiom | 7

#3065950 - Monday 8 August 2011 20:59

i bet fiftey bucks that it was in san francisco. bush man

fizzypop14 | 3

#3068022 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:49

yeah people get off on that stuff and so it gets a ton of views

JessGivsBesitos | 5

#3070256 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 10:55

Bush Man strikes again!!!

By BelleBelle_fml | 11

#3062478 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

Smile, you're on candid camera!

coolp3rson | 0

#3062757 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:20

Omg bushman?!?!

yomommma | 6

#3068625 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:34

That reminds me of Scary Movie.

By AaronTkr | 0

#3062513 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:53

OP needs to provide us with a link.

By Stylin_Since_97 | 10

#3062538 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:55

Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

awesomeooo3 | 0

#3062622 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:02

That's what I thought too! When I went to San Fran we saw Bush Man and it was absolutely HILARIOUS. He was making a fortune haha.

HeyLookJesus | 11

#3062704 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:11

You took the words right out of my mouth! Have you ever met the guy? Hes a pretty cool guy(:

vballer123456 | 0

#3062713 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:13

There is actually three of them they are all great guys

shutterbug1190 | 12

#3063070 - Monday 8 August 2011 10:24

Oh man I love bush man. Or men since there are more than one. My boyfriend almost peed his pants when I took him to the wharf and he scared him a few months ago. Ahhh good stuff. :)

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#3063249 - Monday 8 August 2011 11:14

I'm considering leaving Scotland solely to meet this bush man

deadeyedex | 6

#3063271 - Monday 8 August 2011 11:19

Lol I love him once I saw him scare a asian and he almost did karate on him

Sarra88 | 4

#3064720 - Monday 8 August 2011 17:57

I saw him a couple weeks ago! That was the funniest thing to watch!

sunny25 | 1

#3066331 - Monday 8 August 2011 22:55

haha I've seen that hobo too, last time I went to San Fransisco (a week ago) he was there scaring people and a lot of people were recording:D

DReamBig24 | 0

#3067230 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:10

Haha that's exactly what I thought when I read that post! BUSH MAN!

maevers | 0

#3069011 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:55

I love your style!!!! ;)

nativepimp | 1

#3069016 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:56

bush man is creepy haha

Henry2 | 5

#3069094 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:15

Haha the bush man scared my girlfriend twice on the same street!

Gotrees | 0

#3069151 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:30

Bushman is freaking awesome.

Lolpizza_fml | 0

#3081370 - Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:33

Omg i saw him too! He then laughed at me and shook his money cup!! :O

By ElainaCutsYou | 0

#3062559 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:57

Glad I scared you!

chaps93 | 6

#3090155 - Friday 12 August 2011 3:52

Don't take the credit from Bushman!! He works hard;)

By Nevitt | 9

#3062561 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:57

should have had a V8

0pt1mus | 6

#3062767 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:21

That makes no sense at all

iJasper | 8

#3062839 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:30

Yeah, it does. It's a joke. -.-

sxe_beast | 11

#3062908 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:38

mispost

sydie5 | 12

#3067763 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:48

Win.

chocomilkshake | 5

#3745933 - Saturday 17 December 2011 17:36

I don't know why that made me laugh so much

By chuckychan | 8

#3062573 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:58

aim for the bushes

By kinkajoujennie | 0

#3062579 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:59

I've ran into the Bush man before down the SF wharf... He is stinky!!!

mom0_fml | 0

#4168283 - Thursday 15 March 2012 7:56

nealy shit myself in front of my whole family

mom0_fml | 0

#4168285 - Thursday 15 March 2012 7:56

nealy shit myself in front of my whole family

By marinus_fml | 19

#3062581 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:59

What did the sign say? Something like "caution, this sign has sharp edges"?

SmallTownCutie | 0

#3062726 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:17

Or, "Caution, there is a man in that bush"

By btown99909 | 0

#3062616 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:02

you just got punk'ed in 2 seconds!

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