By Polmkk - 14/02/2019 15:00 - United States

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
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grant1023 5

Whats it called on YouTube?

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Stylin_Since_97 10

Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

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grant1023 5

Whats it called on YouTube?

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aFatFuck 0

I've seen those videos on YouTue before! Prepare to be a star.

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HowAreYouToday 34

I can totally relate, op! That happened to me once too... But I didn't piss like a weeny...

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Iamnotmyself 17

At least he wasn't like uncle Phil, he did some bad things behind that bush.

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number0 8

Pics or it didn't happen

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Gourmet_Taco 0

Atleast you didn't beat around the bush. Cut straight to the wetting.

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animalsrule2010 2

try urban ninja

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Maximus_Axiom 7

i bet fiftey bucks that it was in san francisco. bush man

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fizzypop14 3

yeah people get off on that stuff and so it gets a ton of views

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JessGivsBesitos 5

Bush Man strikes again!!!

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alycion 38

They like to do that right by where I park for hockey games. I’ve wasted more time sitting on my car laughing at people. I mean you see the camera right there. They wouldn’t be recording the crowds that far from the arena.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Smile, you're on candid camera!

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yomommma 6

That reminds me of Scary Movie.

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AaronTkr 0

OP needs to provide us with a link.

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Stylin_Since_97 10

Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

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awesomeooo3 0

That's what I thought too! When I went to San Fran we saw Bush Man and it was absolutely HILARIOUS. He was making a fortune haha.

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HeyLookJesus 11

You took the words right out of my mouth! Have you ever met the guy? Hes a pretty cool guy(:

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vballer123456 0

There is actually three of them they are all great guys

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shutterbug1190 14

Oh man I love bush man. Or men since there are more than one. My boyfriend almost peed his pants when I took him to the wharf and he scared him a few months ago. Ahhh good stuff. :)

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

I'm considering leaving Scotland solely to meet this bush man

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deadeyedex 6

Lol I love him once I saw him scare a asian and he almost did karate on him

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Sarra88 4

I saw him a couple weeks ago! That was the funniest thing to watch!

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sunny25 1

haha I've seen that hobo too, last time I went to San Fransisco (a week ago) he was there scaring people and a lot of people were recording:D

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DReamBig24 0

Haha that's exactly what I thought when I read that post! BUSH MAN!

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maevers 0

I love your style!!!! ;)

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nativepimp 1

bush man is creepy haha

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Henry2 5

Haha the bush man scared my girlfriend twice on the same street!

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Gotrees 0

Bushman is freaking awesome.

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Lolpizza_fml 0

Omg i saw him too! He then laughed at me and shook his money cup!! :O

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Glad I scared you!

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chaps93 6

Don't take the credit from Bushman!! He works hard;)

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Nevitt 9

should have had a V8

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0pt1mus 6

That makes no sense at all

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iJasper 8

Yeah, it does. It's a joke. -.-

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sxe_beast 11

mispost

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chocomilkshake 5

I don't know why that made me laugh so much

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chuckychan 8

aim for the bushes

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kinkajoujennie 0

I've ran into the Bush man before down the SF wharf... He is stinky!!!

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mom0_fml 0

nealy shit myself in front of my whole family

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mom0_fml 0

nealy shit myself in front of my whole family

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marinus_fml 19

What did the sign say? Something like "caution, this sign has sharp edges"?

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SmallTownCutie 0

Or, "Caution, there is a man in that bush"

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btown99909 0

you just got punk'ed in 2 seconds!

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