Im eggshausted after reading your comments -_-

This is one of the funnier comments I've ever seen on fml ? well done

Give them a shocker and buy some Brown eggs...lol

So basically your ex-husband wants to have your & his child and raise it with another woman? His audacity amazes me...

Too bad is so far away still but you now know what to do next Halloween: Throw eggs at their house.

I wouldn't even waste the money or the perfectly good eggs on that jerk. The only thing he's worth is a middle finger. Ugh ! This FML is infuriating! OP's ex is a major douche !

Eggxample?

egg sample

So sorry to hear that OP - terrible behavior on their part (then and now). I was recently told off for supposedly telling my daughter not to call her father's latest (third) partner "Mum". I've been a step-parent myself and would never have dreamed of asking either child to call me anything but my first name. I like someone's idea of buying them some (chicken) eggs from the grocery store - a little cruel but soooo deserved! ;)

^ Worst idea ever

Not to mention, worst grammar ever.

I'm pretty sure screwing him would make matters worse...

Shameless, for sure. There are so many other resources available for that.

it doesn't mean she's heartless. if she doesn't want to then you can't make her. its her body anyways. secondly idk why the new girlfriend is saying heartless to OP for. she should do it herself before judging

Presumably, the other woman cannot.

The gf her husband cheated on her with is the on that needs the egg...

you forgot to drop the Mic

Great idea

*ex-husband.

*useless, desperate ex-husband