By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 17:46 - United Kingdom - Southampton

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Today, a couple asked me to donate my eggs so they could start a family. When I refused, I was called heartless by my ex-husband and the woman he cheated on me with for over two years. FML
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BananaCoconutty 26

Just buy him some eggs from the grocery store! Lol

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Ajf92002 23

Well there's and example of a horrible person, sorry OP

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BananaCoconutty 26

Just buy him some eggs from the grocery store! Lol

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DFMLharsh 20

Im eggshausted after reading your comments -_-

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willyjac 17

This is one of the funnier comments I've ever seen on fml ? well done

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gintwinsmoore 20

Give them a shocker and buy some Brown eggs...lol

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alliewillie 22

So basically your ex-husband wants to have your & his child and raise it with another woman? His audacity amazes me...

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Kempeth 5

Too bad is so far away still but you now know what to do next Halloween: Throw eggs at their house.

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more4me 27

I wouldn't even waste the money or the perfectly good eggs on that jerk. The only thing he's worth is a middle finger. Ugh ! This FML is infuriating! OP's ex is a major douche !

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Ajf92002 23

Well there's and example of a horrible person, sorry OP

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BeachGirl27 23

So sorry to hear that OP - terrible behavior on their part (then and now). I was recently told off for supposedly telling my daughter not to call her father's latest (third) partner "Mum". I've been a step-parent myself and would never have dreamed of asking either child to call me anything but my first name. I like someone's idea of buying them some (chicken) eggs from the grocery store - a little cruel but soooo deserved! ;)

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rieebee 23

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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acrochick27 15

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RedneckNerd18 8

Not to mention, worst grammar ever.

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chilty 16

ya screw him. you made the right decision and it obviously shows that you were the smart one of the relationship. sorry you had to go through that tho.

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Laylette 21

I'm pretty sure screwing him would make matters worse...

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IridianShadow 20

They must be either extremely desperate or utterly shameless.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Shameless, for sure. There are so many other resources available for that.

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shemademedoit 20

it doesn't mean she's heartless. if she doesn't want to then you can't make her. its her body anyways. secondly idk why the new girlfriend is saying heartless to OP for. she should do it herself before judging

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ohSNAPyall 26

Presumably, the other woman cannot.

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JBChristian 47

The gf her husband cheated on her with is the on that needs the egg...

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brainsoverbeauty 21

It's alright OP. Do not allow them to make you feel pressured or guilty for making this choice. After what they both did to you, to even ask such a thing is unfathomable to me.

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DFMLharsh 20

Dude must have same Boulder balls to come ask you. Didn't you sucker punch the prick?!

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notzax 19

"You could have had them... IF you had stayed with me." (and not cheated) *walk away*

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Shipley18 17

Your husband is a dumb-ass

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sonasonic 34

*useless, desperate ex-husband

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