Today, I came home to find my husband’s disgusting pig of a sister let herself in while we were at work and decided to take a nap in our bed. Not only did she not ask to visit, she left a huge smelly period stain on my favorite sheets. No apology, no attempt to clean up. I didn’t give her a key. FML
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Today, after an emergency, my sister’s kids had to spend the night at my house. While I was asleep, they absolutely trashed my place top to bottom. In the morning my sister came in, said, “Wow, what a mess! Bye!” without offering to help clean up or make her kids do it. They drew on my dog. FML
Today, I woke up to my sister sucking my toes because she was drunk, wanted to borrow one of my toe rings but couldn’t get it off, and thought spit would lubricate it off with her tongue. She doesn’t even live here, it’s my house. She used her spare key to get in at 1 a.m. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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Jaymail 18
No problem. She’s guilty of breaking and entering. And destruction of private property. If your husband sides with her then I’d take a close look at your marriage. Nobody can take advantage of you without your permission.
tounces7 27
So that's when you call the police and have her arrested. There is no reason whatsoever to allow her to break into your home and get away with it.
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Jaymail 18
No problem. She’s guilty of breaking and entering. And destruction of private property. If your husband sides with her then I’d take a close look at your marriage. Nobody can take advantage of you without your permission.
kfchicken 31
not if the husband said she could
tounces7 27
So that's when you call the police and have her arrested. There is no reason whatsoever to allow her to break into your home and get away with it.
RichardPencil 30
Make your husband buy you a new mattress and replace your favorite sheets. If he wants to share your house with his filthy sister, he should pay to keep your standard of living the same. Unless he's really rich, this will cause him enough pain to divert her to the nearest sty when she gets sleepy.
orangelightening 8
Who has a favourite set of sheets?
raven_of_azarath 34
I do. One set just feels so much better than the others.
Douglas James Voutour 5
depending on weather, sheets can make all the difference when trying to sleep.
Chandl3r 9
I have a favourite pair of clothes, I call em my comfy clothes. I love them and they're great. People can have the same for anything really.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
a lot of people have a favorite thing, it's normal and truly not a topic worthy of thinking too deeply about 😂
Jonkbaby 22
three-some?
ahabsfan 15
Are you the only one authorised to hand out keys? Obviously your husband gave her a key. It’s his house too isn’t it? I think the two of you need to sit down and have a long discussion. I sense there’s tension in your marriage.
Hailstorm92 12
Burn the mattress an have a long talk with your husband. He should have told you that his sister had a key an how she got it. Or don’t sleep in the same bed with him until he fixes the entire situation