Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was introduced to a YouTube musician called S3RL. I was listening to a playlist of his music all day. Then of course when I went to pick up my girlfriend, some song came on that was just exaggerated sex moans pitched into music. She stared at me then burst out laughing and called me a pervert. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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avaeric 0
I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.
your_a_towel 0
hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.
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Tyler_Durden_fml 0
o yeah, i forgot. If she didn't like it, tell her to make a Barry White playlist or something
your_a_towel 0
hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.
un_known_fml 0
you don't deserve FYL for such entry, good day sir
CRUX_fml 0
#42...Ahahaha. I love Screeching Weasel. My goal is to one day have sex to "I Wanna Be Your Dog" by Iggy Pop.
Romance_isdead 7
You just read my mind :)
Mademoiselle_fml 34
That sounds like my boyfriend. I would totally let him. Haha
xoprettystars 0
try having nirvana's "come as you are" the first time having sex with your bf. as he loves kurt cobain, it was awesome for him. and a good laugh :]
Army_Wife 0
1. That's sweet that you both lost it together, I also lost it together with my husband. 2. Its funny, not really FML. You'll laugh afterwards. and to #4, there's a saying where I come from and its translation is: "tell me what are you bragging about and I'll tell you what you lack". Lasting hours its really not that good for a woman, its much better if you know what she wants how she wants it, and give it to her like that!
cmb8280 24
Heard that!!
OnWaxWings 0
3cd changer on repeat, my mixes include all her favorites. Punchline, Juliana Theory, Switchfoot... "Beautiful Letdown" had me ROLLING. Eventually, she got caught cheating with me, and trying to still be in my life she left with a mix ending with a Doors blues cut talking about how "you'll lose the best friend you ever had"- track three was "I write sins, not Tragedies" from Panic. If only she'd left with the one with "Grace is Gone". I miss her. She still talks to my wife & kid. I'm her for you.
earwig12 1
#18 - that comic inspired me to create a playlist of mostly romantic music with a few ridiculous songs thrown in, including "Rape Me" and "Everyone Has AIDS."
Omgwtfnoway 0
Whatever, still got laid.
ihaveaidz 0
#13 the song's called "closer" not "i wanna **** you like an animal" get it right