Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was introduced to a YouTube musician called S3RL. I was listening to a playlist of his music all day. Then of course when I went to pick up my girlfriend, some song came on that was just exaggerated sex moans pitched into music. She stared at me then burst out laughing and called me a pervert. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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avaeric 0
I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.
your_a_towel 0
hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.
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Comments (103)
kkamp516 10
gotta ******* **** gotta ******* **** gotta ******* ****
blah_sunny 0
This made my day.
ccc01 1
"Nothing kills a boner like the Foo Fighters" -beavis and butthead
NIRVANAfan123 0
Great song
BLAARGH 0
try doing it to Slipknot - Disasterpiece
Gladus_likes_cak 6
Or my little piece of heven by avenged seven fold
trespasser_fml 0
hey man, you are one lucky sonofabitch for that song to come on. I remeber this one time in high school this gorgeous Russian girl had a nirvana t-shirt on, and me being a nirvana freak; I asked her what her favorite song was by them and she said in her broken English : rape me.. I just 'bout busted a load in my pants.you actually where in the middle of screwing your girl when that song came on. you should be FILMY (**** I love my life). anyways atta boy for nailing a chick with decent taste in music
trespasser_fml 0
FILML (**** I love my life) sorry people I was rolling pretty hard when I tried to write that one...
YUMmMm 0
LOL! OP ur a failure
LOLYUMAD 0
stfu nirvana is cool
uluvmyexistence 0
i like that song but that is the worst time ever for it to come on. sux 4 u but congrats for lasting that long ur first time...not!!!!!! if u cant last at least 10 mins then eh