Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was introduced to a YouTube musician called S3RL. I was listening to a playlist of his music all day. Then of course when I went to pick up my girlfriend, some song came on that was just exaggerated sex moans pitched into music. She stared at me then burst out laughing and called me a pervert. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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avaeric 0
I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.
your_a_towel 0
hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.
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Comments (103)
liltrece1986 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....that's too funny too bad you didn't have my first time by marquis houston or nothing like the first time by young jock they would've been more apporiate songs for such a time....lol
kornonthecobb 0
lol when i lost my virginity when we finished korns "coming undone" came on and i laughed at the irony
sparrowhawk_fml 0
At least it was her computer. You could have gotten in trouble if it was your playlist. Yikes!
melissa1983 0
You lost your virginity to a John Mayer song? FYL and FHL.
SocialxMoon 0
Actually, the song's called 'Closer'. Get it right.
SocialxMoon 0
I'm curious... What is it that people like about having sex to music? I tried it once, & just ended up getting distracted & singing along. How do people not find it distracting?
kornonthecobb 0
the better the base on the music the better the sex cause if the base is fast the sex is usually rougher and faster then a slow song at least thats my experiences
xerbrus 14
bass...dumbass
ollierocks96 0
there should definately be a so what button on this. i mean, if she doesnt care, did anything really happen
DynamicDave 11
I lol'ed for a second because as I was reading I saw "rape" and the first part of "nirvana" and at first I though it said "ninja rap," which is by vanilla ice haha
JAK6508 0
Uhhhh.. thats a really hot song to have sex to... minus certain lyrics.....